Every Friday, 10AM (ish), the greatest Heater in the world this week, carefully selected to start your party. Check in each week to kick off your weekend!

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Last Friday’s Friday Heater went straight in at number one.  That was unexpected.  This one will also go straight in at number one, but this time it’s expected.

This is great.  That is all that needs to be said.

Related: I’ll replace the rip above when the official video is out.

I worked out my problem.  I’ve been struggling to find any new music at all that would make a good Friday Heater, and then I listened to the radio.

Damnit.

Their new up-and-coming fresh tracks?  I ALREADY MADE THEM HEATERS WEEKS AGO.

No wonder I’ve had trouble finding new tracks - I’ve got too far ahead of everyone else.  Damn my peen is enormo.  Just as well, because I have a fragile, tiny ego.

Well, not tiny, as such.  Or fragile.  But…

Look, this argument got away from me, but the point is here’s some odd European disco pop.  FRIDAY HEATER RETURN YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

Christ, I’m out of practice at this, aren’t I?

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This is terrible.  I have been looking for two weeks now and not found a new Heater.  WTF, Music?

I’ve spent hours listening to track after track after track, but there’s nothing I’ve heard that hits the spot.  Sorry.

This would, of course, be a perfect time for you to make a suggestion.

I don’t care.  I don’t care what you think.  I know I’m late on this, and I know you probably don’t think it’s as cool as other tracks I’ve posted it, but I’ve played this a dozen times today and have no intention of stopping.

Your Friday Heater this week is Last Friday Night by Katy Perry and I have no regrets.

Full video with “acting” and a “story” and so forth *shudder* here.

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAADIOOOOOOO RIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!

Look, it’s the only way to get the freshest Friday Heaters sometimes, and this is particularly fresh, given that it’s only been played on the radio about three times so far.

Christ, it’s good though.  Any idiot can churn out a dubstep wobble these days, so now the form is maturing it’s time for people to take it in new, exciting directions.  Don’t just repeat; enhance, embellish, diversify and experiment.  And that’s how you get new music that sounds like this.

Your Heater this week is Doctor P (who is something to do with Flux Pavillion, AFAIK) featuring Jenna G - Neon.

A couple of hours late, I know, but I haven’t willingly seen 10AM in a month.

It’s another radio-rip, that, unsurprisingly, comes straight from Mistajam just like damn near all the radio-rips I post here do.  The guy gets all the upfront stuff, waaaaaay upfront.

Grime over a dubstep sub?  Why yes, that’d be delicious.  Your Friday Heater this week is Sincere - Ain’t Nobody Like You.

TURN IT UP.

Calvin Harris - Feel So Close

Here’s your new Friday Heater, which I almost forgot again, but somehow didn’t.  Calvin Harris is one of my favourite popstars, because he’s not quite a popstar.  Sure, he’s had number ones, and released a bunch of very successful records, but he’s remained down-to-Earth, his Twitter is refreshingly bullshit-free, and he’s always sort of an outsider, never quite playing The Game.

All of which was perfectly summed up when he expertly punctured the bubble of highly-polished hype that is The X-Factor, jumping on stage to mock Jedward’s stupid hairstyle with a pineapple.

He was due to appear as a guest on sister-show The Xtra-Factor, immediately after that episode of The X-Factor.  That moment of Jarvis-esque silliness got him banned from The X-Factor forever.

Makes good songs, sees the humour in bullshit.  I’ve always got time for Calvin Harris.  Especially when he makes a perfect summer song like this.

And finally, here, by way of compensation for me being a bit crap at sorting out your Friday Heaters lately, is an unprecedented third Heater of the week.  It’s RD feat. Sneakabo - Do Myself.  It’s very good.  And I do hope your weekends are everything awesome.

Heater number two!  Ms Dynamite - Neva Soft.

I feel so proud; I remembered you need a Friday Heater, for the first time in a fortnight.  In fact, y’know what?  Have three.

Your first, and there’s two more to follow, is Delilah vs Balistiq - Go.  It’s a sultry start to the triptych of Heaters I’m pushing your way today.  Enjoy.

Oh, and if you really dig it, then here, have a free download.